You look around and see a lollipop stuck in the dog's fur (again), there is what looks to be marker on the doorway, someone spilled their juice on their lap (also again) and all you can do is smile. Your hair is in your signature "messy bun" and oh so thankful that became a thing. I know I am. It's ok because life is messy man. Life is messy.
This unisex shirt is so soft you won't want to take it off. The unisex fit will have a more relaxed fit on many women so if you are looking for a more form-fitted shirt please size down. Please send me an email for sizing above 3X. I strive for inclusivity and may need to do some looking but I'll do my best to offer what you need so please send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org to get you squared away.
The design is printed in professional grade vinyl designed to last. I suggest cold water wash and drying inside out. Please put your color selection in the "notes" at checkout. If there is no color selection, the colors pictured are what will be shipped to you. If you can think of a color combination, there is a high likelihood I offer it.
Due to the nature of these orders (I make them to order) please allow 1-2 weeks to receive your order. If you need this item sooner or would like to discuss color options, please e-mail email@example.com.