My Anxiety is Chronic Candle
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Tell your therapist: My Anxiety Is Chronic, But This Ass is Iconic. Honestly, our life might be falling apart, but at least we got this great ass! Right? This candle is funny and scented with peach!
The label reads: "My Anxiety Is Chronic, But This Ass is Iconic"
About the candle:
- Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
- Hand-poured in California
- Scented with essential oils
- measures 3.5" tall in a 9 oz glass jar
- 80+ hour burn time
Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high-quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!
Candle scent: Peach and Vanilla
Most items ship within 3 business days of purchase. Certain items, such as custom print mugs and shirts, may take up to two weeks. These items will be marked in the item description with the anticipated ship times, but I do work to get them out much sooner. You will be updated if there is a delay in processing your order.
Shipping costs are determined by the total order cost.
$4 lightweight shipping for orders $0.01 - $10.99
$5.75 standard shipping for orders $11.00 - $49.99
$7.50 priority shipping for orders $50.00 - $74.99
Free shipping all orders $75+
Once your order leaves my office, any delays due to the carrier are out of my hands. All orders are provided tracking that is e-mailed to you at the time of creating a shipping label. Please refer to this tracking number for tracking information on your package. I do not control the speed or route that orders may take. The Teal Bandit will not issue refunds/credits on delayed shipments.
The Teal Bandit is not responsible for lost or stolen packages.
Please note: Some items may ship from a secondary location. Depending on your order you may receive more than one tracking number and package.